First Halloween Sightings!
Hey, guys! Happy days! I’m a little late, but I was out and about a couple weeks ago (July 18th, to be precise) and saw the following at Michael’s: It is starting!!!!!! 94 days left! Time to start getting ready!
Category: ClownTown News
Vile Valentines!
Hey, kiddos!!! Valentine’s Day (“Valentine’s… I hate the word as I hate Hell and all Montagues….”) is a pretty horrible holiday. And Halloween, the holiest of days, is the best holiday ever. So it only makes sense to improve Valentine’s by making it a little more horrific. This awesome guy has been creating “Vile Valentine’s” […]
What This Town Needs is… Batman!
I think that this is pretty cool, although maybe not the safest thing in the world. A Cumbira costume shop, Cumbria Superheroes, has unleashed Batman into clown-infested neighborhoods. People have seen the caped crusader patroling the area and even chasing down vile clowns! Brilliant idea, I hope nothing bad happens. Batman. Batman. Batman. Fuck yeah! […]
Have You Lost Your Minds?
Okay, guys – you know I love me some clownin’, I really do, but y’all are going a little over the top! And not just clowns, but the… clown… hunters? HERE is a video clip of a guy pointing a gun at a clown and telling him to quit lurking some kids. The clown, rightfully, […]
Killer Clowns Go Global!
While this morning it was believed that the Killer Clown Craze had barely managed to jump the pond, it turns out there are reports coming out of Canada and Australia as well. English police officers reported 59 incidents involving clowns. In fact, in THIS article, there was a long list of arrests made for clowns […]
Clown Costume Sales Are Up!
Even though police and other officials say that they’re taking the clown sightings very seriously – because menacing people is a real and actual crime, people – online sales say that clown costumes are extremely popular right now. At one popular online retailer, HalloweenCostumes.com has seen an uptick of 40% and HalloweenExpress.com has seen an […]
A Plethora of Killer Clowns
Alright, so now that clowns are menacing people all around the great US of A, they’re also becoming a menace in the UK as well. But the BBC wonders – how deadly ARE clowns? As it turns out, there are 3 cases of deadly clowns – but only 2 cases occurred with clown make up/costuming […]
How Many Clown Arrests So Far?
Okay, so here’s an article that accounts all the clown-related arrests so far across the country. A quick perusal of the article will show that the majority (I’d say 95% [NO I didn’t do the math!]) are juveniles being arrested for making threats against their schools from Clown-themed social media sites. This is frustrating because […]
Hoax or Harrassment? Police Patience Stretched Thin
So, we’re all aware of the creepy clown thing (someone has called it the Clown Purge – cute) that is taking our nation by storm. It turns out, with social media, harmless prank can turn into an international panic. It all started when some kids said they saw a clown trying to lure them into […]
Man Shoots at Harmless Woman; Doesn’t Know What Clowns Look Like
So, it looks like this Clown Surge (what a name!) is getting even more out of hand. On the 3rd, it was reported that a man came out of his house and shot at a woman walking her dog because he thought she was a clown, but she wasn’t. not only did he shoot at […]