The shame… the agony… the complete lack of horror!!!! It is October and I STILL haven’t seen the remake of Stephen King’s “It” yet! I know, I know – and here I am, building my clown empire, and I am so very remiss in this very epic and monumental thing! In all fairness… I had […]
You guys, you guys, you guys! My birthday is next month and I know what I want and it’s SUPER CHEAP, okay! The famous Haunted Clown Hotel in Nevada is for sale for ONLY $900,000! I am SOOOO excited! THANKFULLY a stipulation of the sale is that it must be preserved as the historical treasure […]
Hey, guys! Happy days! I’m a little late, but I was out and about a couple weeks ago (July 18th, to be precise) and saw the following at Michael’s: It is starting!!!!!! 94 days left! Time to start getting ready!
Hey, kids, clowns, friends, and freaks! Half Halloween was a couple weeks ago, and you KNOW what that means: time to start getting our Halloween on! I know, I know… you’re thinking, “Dear Savage, when are you NOT getting your Halloween on?” and that’s a fair question. The answer, of course, is never – it’s […]