I Finally Saw The New “It….”

So, after all this time, 4 months after release, I finally managed to watch the movie adaptation of Stephen King’s epic horror novel, “It.” Now, the last well known adaption was ACTUALLY not a movie, it was a mini series and it was quite excellent. I adore Tim Curry to begin with and his Pennywise […]

I Haven’t Seen ‘It’ Yet and Countdown to Halloween

The shame… the agony… the complete lack of horror!!!! It is October and I STILL haven’t seen the remake of Stephen King’s “It” yet! I know, I know – and here I am, building my clown empire, and I am so very remiss in this very epic and monumental thing! In all fairness… I had […]

The Famous Clown Hotel is For Sale!

You guys, you guys, you guys! My birthday is next month and I know what I want and it’s SUPER CHEAP, okay! The famous Haunted Clown Hotel in Nevada is for sale for ONLY $900,000! I am SOOOO excited! THANKFULLY a stipulation of the sale is that it must be preserved as the historical treasure […]

Think You Know Pennywise? YOU DON’T!

Shoot, guys, even *I* learned some stuff! With  my clown/Tim Curry obsession…? No shame, no shame… just fun and games, here! Thank you, Mr. Minty for dropping some knowledge! Enjoy the video – there are behind the scenes photos, design drawings, interview clips and quotes, DVD extras, and all sorts of other goodies! This is […]

Over-Analysis of “IT” Trailer and Rumors!

Hahahha – okay, so I have a soft, gooey, drippy place in my heart for obsessive people who go overboard on analysis and observation – especially when it comes to delightfully nerdy things, like the upcoming “IT” remake! Thanks to this video from Zac Morris on CZsWorld on YouTube (who, apparently, does this kind of […]

The OFFICIAL Trailer for “IT” is Here!

You guys… “IT” is here! The OFFICIAL trailer for the remake of Stephen King’s “IT” has been released! And it looks VERY, VERY amazing! I’m not thrilled about all the remakes, but I’m pretty darned excited about this one! Who else?

The Extended Trailer for “IT” is Here!

You know here in ClownTown we LOVE Pennywise the Clown. We were NOT happy to hear about the remake, but we’re trying to be open-minded. After all, Stephen King DID say he’s MUCH happier with the remake than the original movie – although it lacks Tim Curry, so I’m not sure how that is possible. […]

What This Town Needs is… Batman!

I think that this is pretty cool, although maybe not the safest thing in the world. A Cumbira costume shop, Cumbria Superheroes, has unleashed Batman into clown-infested neighborhoods. People have seen the caped crusader patroling the area and even chasing down vile clowns! Brilliant idea, I hope nothing bad happens. Batman. Batman. Batman. Fuck yeah! […]

Have You Lost Your Minds?

Okay, guys – you know I love me some clownin’, I really do, but y’all are going a little over the top! And not just clowns, but the… clown… hunters? HERE is a video clip of a guy pointing a gun at a clown and telling him to quit lurking some kids. The clown, rightfully, […]

Killer Clowns Go Global!

While this morning it was believed that the Killer Clown Craze had barely managed to jump the pond, it turns out there are reports coming out of Canada and Australia as well. English police officers reported 59 incidents involving clowns. In fact, in THIS article, there was a long list of arrests made for clowns […]