Creepy Clowns – Danger!

Little Orphan Clownie
Little Orphan Clownie

Alright, guys – you KNOW I delight in the creepy clown thing. Few things make my black, twisted heart skip a beat the way a good creepy clown does (hell, even a bad one!). But things are, as usual, getting out of hand.

And… worst of all – people are dying. While the police can’t confirm whether it was just another shooting in a high-shooting area (WTF, people? A high-shooting area?) or because of the clown costume, but dying is very bad and we should do what we can to stop it. So over-reacting to your fears or playing on the fears of the unstable MIGHT be something you want to think twice about.

KEEP IN MIND! Most these threats and hostilities that you’re worried about from Clowns are unfounded. Other than the Clown-based social media accounts, none of the clowns have been spotted doing anything illegal. So there is no reason to attack them!

‘Tis the season – try to be merry!