Okay, guys – you know I love me some clownin’, I really do, but y’all are going a little over the top! And not just clowns, but the… clown… hunters?
HERE is a video clip of a guy pointing a gun at a clown and telling him to quit lurking some kids. The clown, rightfully, runs away. And then there’s another video of police stopping two “marauding” clowns who left their freaking 4 year old home alone so they could get up to some mischief!
Look, I get it, I really do. The world is fucking SCARY right now – and the idea of being the scare-r instead of the scare-ee is REALLY tempting! Believe me, I feel this way all my life. I am content that 364 days out of the year (that’s a full year minus 1 day) *I* am the scary one wherever I go – whether or not the people around me realize it. You should have seen me grin like a motherfucker when Fairuza Balk delivered that line in the craft ‘Hey, mister – we ARE the weirdos.” Yeah, that was me – that’s still me. I like to be the scariest person around. 1) because I’m not really that scary, so that’s cool and 2) I’m pretty darned weird and people THINK I’m scary.
Anyways, back on topic. CHILL THE FUCK OUT people! Keep your mischief good and clean and wholesome and DON’T abandon your children just for some cheap thrills! Keep it together!