You guys, you guys, you guys! My birthday is next month and I know what I want and it’s SUPER CHEAP, okay! The famous Haunted Clown Hotel in Nevada is for sale for ONLY $900,000! I am SOOOO excited! THANKFULLY a stipulation of the sale is that it must be preserved as the historical treasure […]
Shoot, guys, even *I* learned some stuff! With my clown/Tim Curry obsession…? No shame, no shame… just fun and games, here! Thank you, Mr. Minty for dropping some knowledge! Enjoy the video – there are behind the scenes photos, design drawings, interview clips and quotes, DVD extras, and all sorts of other goodies! This is […]
Hahahha – okay, so I have a soft, gooey, drippy place in my heart for obsessive people who go overboard on analysis and observation – especially when it comes to delightfully nerdy things, like the upcoming “IT” remake! Thanks to this video from Zac Morris on CZsWorld on YouTube (who, apparently, does this kind of […]
Hey, kids, clowns, friends, and freaks! Half Halloween was a couple weeks ago, and you KNOW what that means: time to start getting our Halloween on! I know, I know… you’re thinking, “Dear Savage, when are you NOT getting your Halloween on?” and that’s a fair question. The answer, of course, is never – it’s […]
Alright, guys – you KNOW I delight in the creepy clown thing. Few things make my black, twisted heart skip a beat the way a good creepy clown does (hell, even a bad one!). But things are, as usual, getting out of hand. Clowns are getting arrested Schools are being threatened and locked down People […]
As of September 30th, 2016, the following states have had creepy clown sightings: Alabama Arizona Arkansas Colorado Florida Georgia Idaho Illinois Indiana Kentucky Louisiana Maryland Michigan Missouri Mississippi New Jersey New York North Carolina Ohio Oregon Pennsylvania South Carolina Tennessee Texas Virginia Washington West Virginia Wisconsin. Source
It seems that there was something in the air last night as CNN posted an article today by Frank T. McAndrew on the very same topics I posted last night. So, you guys will know, I got there first. This is an excellent article, though – it briefly touches on the history of clowns (missing a […]
Marketing is Effective! So, the Rolling Stone, followed by the Inquisitr, has posited that the killer clown sightings happening around the country are just a guerilla marketing ploy to promote New Line Cinema’s remake of Stephen King’s “It.” And let me tell you, just the thought that someone might do something like that makes me […]
Being a Clown is Serious Business I sympathize, I really do. Clowns are good people most the time. But here we have Snuggles, a professional scary clown for 9 years, fearing for his safety and hijacking an EXTREMELY serious Social Justice Movement (Ed is a HUGE supporter of #BLM, so fuck you, Snuggles!) because he’s […]
Free Hugs So, it looks like there was another clown siting at a Geissler’s Super Market in Agawam, Massachusetts. People reported seeing the clown and one person even got a video of him where he begins chasing their car! Employees and customers a like are scared for themselves, their families, and their friends. HOWEVER – […]