I Haven’t Seen ‘It’ Yet and Countdown to Halloween

The shame… the agony… the complete lack of horror!!!! It is October and I STILL haven’t seen the remake of Stephen King’s “It” yet! I know, I know – and here I am, building my clown empire, and I am so very remiss in this very epic and monumental thing! In all fairness… I had […]

Think You Know Pennywise? YOU DON’T!

Shoot, guys, even *I* learned some stuff! With  my clown/Tim Curry obsession…? No shame, no shame… just fun and games, here! Thank you, Mr. Minty for dropping some knowledge! Enjoy the video – there are behind the scenes photos, design drawings, interview clips and quotes, DVD extras, and all sorts of other goodies! This is […]

Half Halloween! Where is the time going!?

Hey, kids, clowns, friends, and freaks! Half Halloween was a couple weeks ago, and you KNOW what that means: time to start getting our Halloween on! I know, I know… you’re thinking, “Dear Savage, when are you NOT getting your Halloween on?” and that’s a fair question. The answer, of course, is never – it’s […]

Killer Clowns Go Global!

While this morning it was believed that the Killer Clown Craze had barely managed to jump the pond, it turns out there are reports coming out of Canada and Australia as well. English police officers reported 59 incidents involving clowns. In fact, in THIS article, there was a long list of arrests made for clowns […]

“Clown Lives Matter”

OMG, Tucson, really? I think this is one of the most offensive things ever. YES, people need to get over the clown thing, but it is NOWHERE near the level that the violence against black and colored people has gotten. Come up with a different slogan, at least? This just sounds like a really horrible […]