Half Halloween! Where is the time going!?

Hey, kids, clowns, friends, and freaks! Half Halloween was a couple weeks ago, and you KNOW what that means: time to start getting our Halloween on! I know, I know… you’re thinking, “Dear Savage, when are you NOT getting your Halloween on?” and that’s a fair question. The answer, of course, is never – it’s […]

Vile Valentines!

Hey, kiddos!!! Valentine’s Day (“Valentine’s… I hate the word as I hate Hell and all Montagues….”) is a pretty horrible holiday. And Halloween, the holiest of days, is the best holiday ever. So it only makes sense to improve Valentine’s by making it a little more horrific. This awesome guy has been creating “Vile Valentine’s” […]