Police Commissioner Says to Calm the Fuck Down

Clown Menace According to a Deputy Commissioner in New  York City, even though the clown invasion seems to be scary, there’s nothing to be afraid of. People acting out of fear are much scarier. Reports of clowns being creepy are mostly unconfirmed and there aren’t any of clowns causing any actual mischief let alone any real […]

Clowns – Run for Your Lives!

It might be time for the clowns out there to lie low. Early in the morning on Tuesday (that’s today!), Penn State students – more than 500 of them! – rampaged around the Pennsylvania campus hunting for a clown rumored to be seen nearby. They are using emboldening quotes like “some people run away from […]